Out Of Africa
Madonna is due to explain her side in her unseemly adoption of a Malawian boy today on Oprah.
As I explain in this week's column, I'm not hating on the the Material Mom.
But there's something about the way she procured little David Banta -- calling ahead, as if she was ordering fast food, having her assistant hustle the baby through the airport with his head covered with a hoodie -- that is downright shady.
Sure, it could be that her mega-celebrity prevents her doing things the conventional way, but you can help but feel like the whole thing is a little distasteful.
Hey Madonna, did you want fries with that?